EP’s Friday Light Relief

EP’s Light Relief

Teacher’s riddle is given a startlingly poignant wrong answer from pupil

How to react when a chocolate bar is thrown at you from the stand? Watch as St Mirren full-back Stelios Demetriou bites back before taking a throw-in.

Difficult Driving Conditions

In response:
Mikey Smith‏:
“There have been no deaths on US commercial for eight years.
The last was in February 2009.”

Charles C. W. Cooke‏:
“We had no gas explosions in our house this year. Thank you, Mr. President, for your hands-on leadership of FERC.”

A Norwegian man woke up with a hangover and a hefty bill on New Year’s Day after ordering a taxi from Copenhagen in Denmark and travelling for six hours through three countries to his home in Oslo. The taxi took him on a six-hour, 600km trip through Sweden to the Abildso neighbourhood of Oslo in Norway. The man racked up a bill equivalent to £1,640. More here.

Dog enjoys beach covered in sea foam caused by Storm Eleanor

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